Petrov, Yelyena, and Me Flight of the Conchords

Petrov, Yelyena, and me. Lost, but happy, at sea
Petrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't we have something to eat?"

Well, I say "There are plenty of fish in the sea"
But all they can see... is me

They say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "Yes
I want to party, just we three. Lost, but happy at sea."

So we drank all night from the keg
I passed out, then awoke with one leg
I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
He said "No" and he went back to bed....
But he looked suspiciously well fed

Three days later they were hungry again
They said, "Any last requests, my friend, again?"
I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
You know, like you're at a rock concert going 'More, more!'"

[Spoken] "Ahh, it was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones
When I awoke they were chewing on bones
Yelyena was supping blood from a cup
That's when I knew something was up