I’m an Artist Mickey Avalon

[Chorus]
I'm a joke
I'm an artist
Had a whole other class but I lost it
It's a shame, I'm retarded
Got a loaded pistol in my pocket
I'm a joke
I'm an artist
Had a whole other class but I lost it
It's a shame, I'm retarded
Got a loaded pistol in my pocket

[Verse 1]
When I was younger my mom used to say:
"Boy is you stupid, or are you just gay?
Your old man's a loser and you're a mistake
Now get the fuck up and go outside to play."
Now that I'm older, I'm cold to the touch
My soul is a bowl of some cold Captain Crunch
Champagne for breakfast and cocaine for lunch
Step in my face and you're gonna get punched

[Chorus]
I'm a joke
I'm an artist
Had a whole other class but I lost it
It's a shame, I'm retarded
Got a loaded pistol in my pocket
I'm a joke
I'm an artist
Had a whole other class but I lost it
It's a shame, I'm retarded
Got a loaded pistol in my pocket