[Tag (over the black screen): "An SNL Digital Short"]
[Dissolve to a closeup of Andy standing against a brick building]
ANDY: [panting] I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!
[Cut to Will Forte speaking up at him through a megaphone. Soft, melodramatic music rises in the background]
WILL: [amplified] Sir, come on. You don't want to do this.
ANDY: Yes, I do! I'm gonna do it! I have nothing left to live for!
WILL: Come on, think about all the people who care about you.
ANDY: Nobody cares about me! None of these people–they just wanna see the freak jump!
WILL: Sir, come on. You know that's not true–
ANDY: You don't understand!
[Andy totters forward and looks about to fall]
WILL: Woah, woah, woah! Come on, come on!
[Andy backs up against the building again]
[Dissolve to a closeup of Andy standing against a brick building]
ANDY: [panting] I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!
[Cut to Will Forte speaking up at him through a megaphone. Soft, melodramatic music rises in the background]
WILL: [amplified] Sir, come on. You don't want to do this.
ANDY: Yes, I do! I'm gonna do it! I have nothing left to live for!
WILL: Come on, think about all the people who care about you.
ANDY: Nobody cares about me! None of these people–they just wanna see the freak jump!
WILL: Sir, come on. You know that's not true–
ANDY: You don't understand!
[Andy totters forward and looks about to fall]
WILL: Woah, woah, woah! Come on, come on!
[Andy backs up against the building again]
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