Dragon Ships Fruit Bats

I wish I was a man on a western land
I'd dig my spurs into the western sand
I'd dig on the view across the big red sky
Dig my axe into a pine and watch the chips fly

I'm gonna go this time, I know
The city's got me feeling like a motherfuckah
This one is it after I quit
I can't write a love song worth shit

I wish I was a Viking in 1103
I'd fuck up shit on the high cold sea
Did you know that the Vikings were always ripped?
They kept a lot of drugs on their dragon ships

I'm gonna go this time, I know
The city's got me feeling like a motherfuckah
This one is it after I quit
I can't write a love song worth shit

I wish I had a tape recorder
I'd tape everything I ever said
Ba ba ba ba ba ba

I'm gonna go this time, I know
The city's got me feeling like a motherfuckah
This one is it after I quit
I can't write a love song worth shit