CHRIS JAMES QUEEF JERKY

[Intro: Dev Lemons, Nick Green]
(I’m home! Aah!)
(It’s a queef classic)

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
I’m in chronic wrist pain
Chris James
I’m a dog in these gangs
Chris James

[Verse 1: Dev Lemons, Nick Green]
Your bitch lame, I [?] a portion of the blame
(Your bitch lame, build my children a cage)
Pork belly soup, put my songs in the Louvre
Put my hog in the stew
Send my mouth to your boob
Send my-
Send my bae to my boo
And the game with a noob
And my pain, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts
It hurts when I pee
It hurts when you leave
It pains me when you suffer
I told that to your mother
I told that to your therapist
Your skin’s the fairiest
Would you like to marry this?
Would you like [?] ?!
Did I just bite this Porsche? (No)
Did I just bite this horse? (No)
Did I just craft this torch? (N-n-n-n-n-n-no)
Did I just write this song? (No)
Did I just taste your mom? (No)
Did I just put her in a thong? (Uh, oh my God, no)
Uh, oh my God