Goop All Over The Phone (And Pleasant All Over The Bill) The Vandals

There's goop all over the phone
(Goop all over the phone)
And pleasant all over the bill

He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar
Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star
Her singin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved her just the same

How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood

But there's goop all over the phone, and pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
There's goop all over the phone
(Goop all over the phone)
And pleasant all over the bill

Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honeybee
And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky
He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk a while
Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile

How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood