Trouble Waiting to Happen Warren Zevon

[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning and I fell out of bed
Trouble waiting to happen
Should've quit while I was ahead
Trouble waiting to happen
I turn on the news to the Third World War
Open up the paper to World War Four
Just when I thought it was safe to be bored
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen

[Verse 2]
The mailman brought me the Rolling Stone
Trouble waiting to happen
It said I was living at home alone
Trouble waiting to happen
I read things I didn't know I'd done
It sounded like a lot of fun
Well, I guess I've been bad or somethin'
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen

[Chorus]
Trouble waiting to happen
Teardrops ready to start
Trouble waiting to happen
To my heart