There is Nothin’ Like a Wall Randy Rainbow

[RANDY, spoken] I'm here now with Vice President of the United States and Ru Paul's Drag Race season 3 finalist, Mike Pence. Mike, thanks so much for joining me. Mr. Vice President, we are currently in the midst of the longest government shutdown in history, as the president continues to fight for his border wall. Well, it was a wall, and then it was, um, a fense, I think? And then, uh, it was, uh, steel slates. So, I don't -- what are we calling it today? Two folding chairs and bike lock?

[PENCE, spoken] The president said we'll build a steel barrier

[RANDY, spoken] Mm-hmm. And what do you say to critics speculating that Donald Trump's actions selfish, immoral, impulsive, and politically motivated?

[PENCE, spoken] Well, look. The American people aren't as concerned about the political debate as they are about what's really happening at the border

[RANDY, spoken] Well, is it really as bad as he says?

[PENCE, spoken] Last year alone, seventeen thousand individuals with criminal histories were apprehended at our Southern border

[RANDY, spoken] Why not hire them as senior White House officials? They'll all be convicted eventually

[PENCE, spoken] Democrats have refused to even negotiate--

[RANDY, spoken] Well, until this gets sorted out, hundreds of thousands of federal workers will go without paychecks and he doesn't seem to care

[PENCE, spoken] That's right

[rr s] I guess, why should he, though, right? I mean, after all...

[RANDY, sung] He's got money in the bank
He's got spray tan on his face
He's got baseless facts and figures
Which he figures please his base
He's got golf at Mar-A-Lago
And a ton of Adderall
What ain't he got?
A border wall