Definite Maybe The Kinks

Got a letter through the post that says I don't exist
Apparently the new computer thinks I won't be missed
We need more facts, perhaps you would find out and forward them
There's no proof or trace or date or place or where or when
Central Information's got no news today (no news today)
Is there a change in my position?
No decision, no decision

All I ever get is a definite maybe

Head office thinks I'm dead
But I'm not even ill
How do I get attention
Tell me who I have to kill
Is there a change in my condition?
Not today
The answer comes with repetition
No decision, no decision

'Round and 'round the circle goes
Stood in line but the counter was closed
And when I ask who is responsible
Nobody knows, "Try one of those."

All I want is a yes or a no
(All he wants is a yes or a no)
But all I ever get is a definite maybe
Tried to make my life a misery
But they don't want to know
They don't want to know
They don't want to know