The Pimps Are Simpering ​of Montreal

[Verse 1]
Oh, antiquated girl
I know that you've been governed
By the clink of a shoe[?]

Oh, antiquated girl
I've got to introduce, girl
Into the new scene

[Chorus]
I had Fernando the Man
Consult the cards and
If its phrophated, I'll take you as mine, girl

[Verse 2]
Oh, antiquated girl
Your friends are truly boring
And your family's a curse

Oh, antiquated girl
They've got no relevance
Can't think of what could be worse

[Chorus]
Oh well I asked Madame Hough to
Consult the stars and
If we're not doomed, I'll take you as mine, girl