Trying Too Hard To Score Courteeners

[Verse 1]
He thought he was better than most
And he pissed all over the holy ghost
He never had to pay at the disco door
Such a shame, he's trying too hard to score

[Chorus]
You'd best be on your best behavior
You'd best be on your best behavior
You'd better be on your better behavior

[Verse 2]
He was cocky and he was cool
The best-looking juvenile in his secondary school
We used to idolise him, but not anymore
On his own, he's trying too hard to score

[Chorus]
You'd best be on your best behavior
And if you're not, I'm not going to save you
You'd better be on your better behavior