[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
What in the Sam Hill is happening to America?
Fire
Fury
Mark Zuckerberg
It's the battle of the two septuagenarians
Who will save us?
Silent generation my ass
[Verse 1: Jon Cozart as Donald Trump]
Good evening to all you hacks still practicing quarantine
(Hey, it's the real Donald Trump!) Yeah, I'm gracing your screens
Ladies? (He ain't quite done making America scream)
Hey Barron, hold my hydroxychloroquine
Half my crew's in the pen but I'm rollin' in deep
'Cause I got this sick beat like Corona-19
You think Biden's gonna sweep once my pеople hit the streets?
They want (Four morе years!) 'Bout to give em fourteen
I'm impressed the progressives were so quick to surrender
Got the left crying "uncle" electing a sex offender (Hee hee!)
One sec, let me mention this in case you can't remember
My name is Donald Trump, and it's really nice dementia
I'm relentless, I still got Herman Cain's support
See him tweetin' from the freezer truck behind the Walmart
Calling all the free thinkers: the death count is fake
The Boomers won't complain 'til it's 401k
Don't trust Doctor Fausty, the little devil's cursed
I'm good getting my science from QAnon, good nurse
Don't need to mince words, I'm a world-class jerk
Biden's spittin' out his dentures at the mention of dessert
Only illegals and dead people vote for your ass
Giftin' ballots to the ghosts of Latinxmas passed
I'm giving Jesucristo a hand with that Rapture
I love the Bible, heard I'm featured in the last chapter
My resumé? It's flawless, the markets go topless
I'm in bed with Big Tech, they're hard for MAGAnomics
Deregulated Wall Street, jet fuel economics
We'll watch it as the world trade topples from the optics
My tax cuts are massive, relax, slip it in
Yeah we're plowin' towards an iceberg, but bro, it's just the tip (Ah)
So don't bitch about the loopholes when the rich fund your pulpit
I know you know the tax code, you're the ho who wrote it
Secret's out, I'm an asshole, the electorate's indifferent
Twenty trillion in debt, pushing the bill onto their children
It's why they're called the Boomers—they sent a grenade in
I'm an exclamation point to finish off their generation
Ladies and gentlemen
What in the Sam Hill is happening to America?
Fire
Fury
Mark Zuckerberg
It's the battle of the two septuagenarians
Who will save us?
Silent generation my ass
[Verse 1: Jon Cozart as Donald Trump]
Good evening to all you hacks still practicing quarantine
(Hey, it's the real Donald Trump!) Yeah, I'm gracing your screens
Ladies? (He ain't quite done making America scream)
Hey Barron, hold my hydroxychloroquine
Half my crew's in the pen but I'm rollin' in deep
'Cause I got this sick beat like Corona-19
You think Biden's gonna sweep once my pеople hit the streets?
They want (Four morе years!) 'Bout to give em fourteen
I'm impressed the progressives were so quick to surrender
Got the left crying "uncle" electing a sex offender (Hee hee!)
One sec, let me mention this in case you can't remember
My name is Donald Trump, and it's really nice dementia
I'm relentless, I still got Herman Cain's support
See him tweetin' from the freezer truck behind the Walmart
Calling all the free thinkers: the death count is fake
The Boomers won't complain 'til it's 401k
Don't trust Doctor Fausty, the little devil's cursed
I'm good getting my science from QAnon, good nurse
Don't need to mince words, I'm a world-class jerk
Biden's spittin' out his dentures at the mention of dessert
Only illegals and dead people vote for your ass
Giftin' ballots to the ghosts of Latinxmas passed
I'm giving Jesucristo a hand with that Rapture
I love the Bible, heard I'm featured in the last chapter
My resumé? It's flawless, the markets go topless
I'm in bed with Big Tech, they're hard for MAGAnomics
Deregulated Wall Street, jet fuel economics
We'll watch it as the world trade topples from the optics
My tax cuts are massive, relax, slip it in
Yeah we're plowin' towards an iceberg, but bro, it's just the tip (Ah)
So don't bitch about the loopholes when the rich fund your pulpit
I know you know the tax code, you're the ho who wrote it
Secret's out, I'm an asshole, the electorate's indifferent
Twenty trillion in debt, pushing the bill onto their children
It's why they're called the Boomers—they sent a grenade in
I'm an exclamation point to finish off their generation
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