Vickie Eydie/I’m Singing Broadway Bette Midler

I'm singing Broadway and I love it!
I'm singing Broadway and I'm proud!
You can keep your Springsteen
Shove your Chaka
I really don't care for that kind of kaka
Ethel, Liza, Chita, that's my crowd, my crowd!

Yes-sah, I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven!
'Cause "Heaven" is a song from a Broadway show!
Ah, just give me a part that's got laughter and tears
And I'll beat it like Yul Brenner for the next thousand years!
Ah, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway! Bravo!

Ah, who needs a girl who's got fluorescent hair
Or an ugly boy singing off key?
Give me a broad who's got tits out to there
Belching it out to the balcony!

AhhhAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yes, sir! I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven!
I'll be singing Broadway, yes, 'til I die!
Just tell me what could be better
Than shaking your buns
In front of a chorus
Of thirty-five nuns?
I'll climb every mountain
And ford every river I see
A Lady and her muszack
Ha-that's ha-me! Yeah!