Stranger Things Recap Rap (Seasons 1 & 2) The Warp Zone

[Verse 1]
'83, Hawkins, Indiana
A sleepy little town that's about to get bananas
A DnD campaign happens IRL
When the bike path home becomes the Highway to Hell
Where a super secret government org went
And used super-powered kids with methods abhorrent
They were just spying, trying to win the Cold War and
Freed up forest portals and the Demogorgon
Then a telekinetic, hangs with AV Club kids
And humiliates the school bully in public
Blonde wig gets her on Mikey's chеcklist
But the thing she loves thе most is low cost breakfast
There's Joyce: a Winona Ryder type
Hanging Christmas light for supernatural Skype
And Hopper, pill popper on the beat as good and bad cop
Cold cockin', so hot and rockin' sad dad bod
Meanwhile, Nancy Wheeler's waverin'
Between the artsy loner and the one and only Hair-ington
And who we kidding? He's a teenage dream
But she neglects her BFF and turns her into a meme
She was taken super south to AKA the Upside Down
A monster with so many mouths, patrols this freaky underground
Creeping through the ceiling, not a creature you should mess with
But a Louisville Slugger is remarkably effective
Crank it to 11, van flippin', brain squishin', gory
Nosebleeding, send that demon back to Purgatory
Willie's hangin' tough but could use a hug
Seems chill enough 'til he pukes a slug
Blood, death, and demonic dangers
Caught me off guard, there was no disclaimer
But when they do 80s stuff, I feel safer