Bartender Song (Sittin’ At a Bar) Your Favorite Martian

[Verse 1: Benatar]
Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my things out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should have never done
And now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run

[Chorus: Benatar]
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fathers car
Crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away

[Verse 2: Benatar]
You know 'morrow I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is comin up
And y'all are probably get ready for closin up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on