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Moses vs Santa Claus - Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter & Snoop Dogg)
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Moses vs Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter & Snoop Dogg)

На этой странице вы найдете полный текст песни "Moses vs Santa Claus" от Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter & Snoop Dogg). Lyrxo предлагает вам самый полный и точный текст этой композиции без лишних отвлекающих факторов. Узнайте все куплеты и припев, чтобы лучше понять любимую песню и насладиться ею в полной мере. Идеально для фанатов и всех, кто ценит качественную музыку.
Moses vs Santa Claus - Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter & Snoop Dogg)
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MOSES!
VS!
SANTA CLAUS!
BEGIN…

[Verse 1: Santa Claus]
Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun
Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun!
I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer,
You represent sandals and a scraggly beard
I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold!
I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some fresh coal
You've been a naughty boy, you brought a plague of frogs
You'd best arrest yourself, you broke your own law
Or was there something in Rule Six I didn't understand?
My list says killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand
I read your book, you got a strict religion
No bacon, but mandatory circumcision?
I'm a jolly bowl of jelly, giving holiday presents
But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous!

[Verse 2: Moses]:
When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth
But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf
It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat-ass
You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass
You need to stop breakin into houses and creepin'
And peepin' on naughty kids while they' sleepin'
And keep yo' hands off my stockin', don't you "Ho Ho" me!
I'll split yo ass in half, like I did the Red Sea
You ain't a saint you' a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow
Stop with the unpaid labor, and let my little people go!
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