Intellectual Boy Benjamin Lewis, Lara Wollington, Max Robson, Connor Davies, Kell Pric3, Dean Chisnall, Lara Denning, John Hopkins, Claire Greenway, Matt Craig, Barry James, Gay Soper, Adrian Mole Ensemble (Ft. Adrian Mole Ensemble, Benji Lewis, Dean Chisnall, Gay Soper, John Hopkins & Kelly Price)

ADRIAN MOLE
Honestly my family just don't understand me. Perhaps when I'm famous and my diary is discovered, people will understand the torment of being a 13 3/4 year-old intellectual

It's so hard being deep
I'm forever losing sleep
Thinking grand and amazing things
Like the birds and the bees
How they make the holes and cheese
And philosophies of kings
And although I've got plans
It seems no one understands
All the torment
Can't they see?
That life is so hard
For an intellectual boy like me

I know! I'll send my poem to the BBC. Yеs! They'll know what to do with it. There's loads of intеllectuals there

Dear man at the BBC
Here's a piece of my poetry
It's by me
And you'll agree it's very smart
Like a little piece of art
And I know it all by heart
Good start
It could go on the radio
You could put it on your show
After a piece on violent dogs Walthamstow
Everyone will know "The Tap"
It will put me on the map
What a piece of poetry
Seriously
These words they just flow out of me
And surely you're bound to agree
What this intellectual boy can be