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[Intro: "Telephone Booth 905 1/2" by Pedro Pietri]
Woke up this morning feeling excellent, picked up the telephone, dialed the number of my equal opportunity employer to inform him I will not be in to work today. “Are you feeling sick?” the boss asked me. “No sir,” I replied, “I am feeling too good to report to work today."

[Chorus]
Called off work today
Not Sunday, ain't go to church today
Nah, I ain't hurt today
Just felt too good to work today
They said it don't work that way
Well, I'mma just chill today
That's how I feel today
I'mma have to keep it real today (Too real)
Called off work today
Not Sunday, ain't go to church today (On God)
Nah, I ain't hurt today
Just felt too good to work today (No work)
They said it don't work that way
Well, I'mma just chill today (Just chill)
That's how I feel today (How I feel)
I'mma have to keep it real today (Too real)

[Verse]
Woke up right side of the bed, but today I ain't think about bread
You got bills, rеnt, gotta get fed, so what was you thinking instead?
See how nicе it's sound, ain't no wait you can stay in the house
But I definitely am not gonna clock in, stop it
That's it, ending up complaining about
So when I call in, that's a warning, warranting you to find someone to hold me down
Didn't mean to hold you out
The driver wild, this belt too fly
I'mma be up 'til the sun come down (Too Real)