Broke In This Trendy City YTCracker

I guess I've always been
Broke in this damn trendy city

She got her PhD from MIT
Post graduate degree at 23
Mini-genius, precocious, computer hostess
SysAdmin with the mostest
Credentials a plenty
The summa cum laude
It'd be an understatement to say she was well endowed
From a small town in the Mid West
Got an invitation from the Bay
Work with the best from a startup (startup)
Destined for future stardom
She walked in the door and her eyes lit up
She was dressed to impress
But the pres' was in a J.Crew sweater vest, pair of Birkenstocks

He said "Come along let me show you the ropes
Let me tell you how it goes over here on the coast
VC money rains from the sky, rules don't apply to us
The gwop that we spend is nuts

Here's your office in the corner, work when you wish
When we do the IPO, we'll be swimming like fish
Like McDucking the money make all of us rich
Or when Google buy us out for a billionish