Christmas In Hollywood Hollywood Undead

[Chorus: Charlie Scene & Deuce]
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk

[Intro: Funny Man]
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas!

[Chorus: Deuce]
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk

[Verse 1: J-Dog, Charlie Scene & Both]
J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Jimmy stole from 7-Eleven
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen pack
He didn't leave cookies, but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back, and all my presents are wrapped
Like "Oh my God, is that Saint Nick?"
Kids, give me your list like it's the twenty-fifth
Been accused of being a bad kid
B-B-But I get presents as is
Mrs. Claus just MySpace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas Eve
So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice
You might still get a Rollie and a gang of ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year!
Fuck yeah!