
Return of the Shirt How I Met Your Mother
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[Title : The Year 2030]
Narrator: Kids, when you’re single all you’re looking for is happily ever after. But only one of your stories can end that way. The rest end with someone getting hurt. This is one of those stories, and it starts… with a shirt.
Daughter: A shirt ?
Narrator: Just listen…
[The Year 2005]
[The Apartment - Ted]
(Ted in the closet taking out a shirt)
Narrator: Because none of this would have happened if it hadn’t have been for that shirt.
Ted: (mouths) Wow.
[The Bar - Barney/Lily/Robin/Marshall/Ted]
(Ted enters)
Narrator: Kids, when you’re single all you’re looking for is happily ever after. But only one of your stories can end that way. The rest end with someone getting hurt. This is one of those stories, and it starts… with a shirt.
Daughter: A shirt ?
Narrator: Just listen…
[The Year 2005]
[The Apartment - Ted]
(Ted in the closet taking out a shirt)
Narrator: Because none of this would have happened if it hadn’t have been for that shirt.
Ted: (mouths) Wow.
[The Bar - Barney/Lily/Robin/Marshall/Ted]
(Ted enters)
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