I Love My Girl... But Violent J (Ft. Steve-O)

[Intro: Esham, Steve-O]
Violent J, Steve-O
Something you never thought you would see though
You can believe it though
They got something to tell the people
That's right people, of the universe, this is a love song
Let's fuckin' go

[Verse 1: Steve-O]
I got a lady she's right for me
We live together in harmony
I love this woman, she's fly as can be
I say she's the one, I don't say it lightly
I tell you I could go on and on
We never fucked once with a condom on
The love wе have is a phenomenon
I got lots to tеll you in this song
She don't give a fuck about hygiene
She sniffs my balls when they're far from clean
*record scratch* I'm not even kidding
She literally loves the smell of my sweaty nut sack, hahahaha
And sure enough I got her that ring
But I gotta tell you there's just one thing
Like Doctor Jekyll and the Mister Hyde
There comes a point when she leaves my side
A demon possesses my future bride
And it's all because the crimson tide