Call Any Vegetable [Live on ”Piknik”, June 18, 1970] Frank Zappa

[Intro]
This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular
They're real good for you

[Verse 1]
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
Call one today
When you get off the train

[Chorus]
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Aw, the vegetable will respond to you

[Bridge]
Some people don't go for prunes...I don't know
I've always found that if they-

[Verse 2]
Call any vegetable
Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable
Lonely at home

[Chorus]
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
Rutabaga, rutabaga
Rutabaga, rutabaga
Rutabay-y-y-y...