(An office in the "News of the World" building. CHRISTINE sits, out of her depth and a little uncomfortable, as three JOURNALISTS circle her, notepads in hand. A reel-to-reel tape recorder is on. CHRISTINE aims for (but fails to achieve) a tone of jaunty indifference.)
[FIRST JOURNALIST]
Give us something juicy
[SECOND JOURNALIST]
What was Jack like in bed?
[THIRD JOURNALIST]
If it's really juicy
It could make you rich!
[FIRST JOURNALIST]
Make it nice and fruity
Tell us what Astor said
How did he persuade you
When he got the itch?
[SECOND JOURNALIST]
Who came in the front as
You slipped Jack out the back
Any chance it could have been a Russian spy?
[THIRD JOURNALIST]
Did you mention missiles
In the sack with old Jack?
Was Ivanov chatty when he stroked your thigh?
[FIRST JOURNALIST]
Give us something juicy
[SECOND JOURNALIST]
What was Jack like in bed?
[THIRD JOURNALIST]
If it's really juicy
It could make you rich!
[FIRST JOURNALIST]
Make it nice and fruity
Tell us what Astor said
How did he persuade you
When he got the itch?
[SECOND JOURNALIST]
Who came in the front as
You slipped Jack out the back
Any chance it could have been a Russian spy?
[THIRD JOURNALIST]
Did you mention missiles
In the sack with old Jack?
Was Ivanov chatty when he stroked your thigh?
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