[Intro]
Order! Order!
Order in the court!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please be seated!
Mr. Skullkruncher, take the stand
Thank you very much, Your Honor
[Chorus]
I don't like playing favorites
You know how much I hate it
I never wanted to break anyone's heart
It's tearing up my insides
Because I have to pick sides
Why do the two of you have to make this hard?
[Verse 1]
Buckle up everyone, 'cause this won't be fun
I gotta choose PS4 or Xbox One
Microsoft, you got the Kinect, it's hot
It can recognize me when I step on the spot
(Welcome back, master)
I got my own robot!
You want customization? That'll give you a lot
It never turns off, and that seems pretty sweet
But that means that thing will watch me when I sleep
Okay, Sony, whatcha got fo' me?
Is the PS4 gonna try to control me?
Luckily, the camera's not mandatory
This console war will go down in history!
Hundred bucks cheaper? Sounds like a deal
Controller with a touch pad (I wanna feel)
Sweet gaming engine, freakin' Unreal
Plus, you can share games, now I'm gonna steal!
Order! Order!
Order in the court!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please be seated!
Mr. Skullkruncher, take the stand
Thank you very much, Your Honor
[Chorus]
I don't like playing favorites
You know how much I hate it
I never wanted to break anyone's heart
It's tearing up my insides
Because I have to pick sides
Why do the two of you have to make this hard?
[Verse 1]
Buckle up everyone, 'cause this won't be fun
I gotta choose PS4 or Xbox One
Microsoft, you got the Kinect, it's hot
It can recognize me when I step on the spot
(Welcome back, master)
I got my own robot!
You want customization? That'll give you a lot
It never turns off, and that seems pretty sweet
But that means that thing will watch me when I sleep
Okay, Sony, whatcha got fo' me?
Is the PS4 gonna try to control me?
Luckily, the camera's not mandatory
This console war will go down in history!
Hundred bucks cheaper? Sounds like a deal
Controller with a touch pad (I wanna feel)
Sweet gaming engine, freakin' Unreal
Plus, you can share games, now I'm gonna steal!
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