[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden]
I'm a bit of an anomaly, an oddball, marsupial monstrosity
I'm not just another wombat or wallaby
If you ain't a bandicoot, you're a wannabe
I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
Have I become a problem, huh? Probably
Now that I'm on the run, nobody's stopping me
I'm comin' for you Tawna, do you want a piece? (Oh)
Spinnin' 'til I'm dizzy and I'll knock your teeth
Out your mouth, as I jump on any box I see
Lookin' for somethin' sweet, anyone got a peach?
(What about a Wumpa Fruit?) Give 'em all to me
Doctor Neo's evil plots will be obsolete when I crash this party (Wee!)
I'm leavin' every single incompetent boss defeated
Then I'll execute a dance move flawlessly
With Aku Aku, I'll sock and bop you
Gonna start by stompin' on Papu Papu
Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall (Woo)
Koala Kong, brah, I've come to rock you
Say hello to my lil' friend
Pity that Pinstripe isn't in trend (Aw)
Yo, Nitrus Brio, you'll meet your end
Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchman
Uh, hop on my hoverboard and fly
Hog, let me take you for a ride
Gone back and forth in time and it has warped my mind
I've gotten killed a lot, but I'm not short of lives (Uh)
I've had more adventures than Francis Drake
And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
'Cause I crash all night (Woo), crash all day (Ah)
Crash by job (Yep), crash by name
I'm a bit of an anomaly, an oddball, marsupial monstrosity
I'm not just another wombat or wallaby
If you ain't a bandicoot, you're a wannabe
I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
Have I become a problem, huh? Probably
Now that I'm on the run, nobody's stopping me
I'm comin' for you Tawna, do you want a piece? (Oh)
Spinnin' 'til I'm dizzy and I'll knock your teeth
Out your mouth, as I jump on any box I see
Lookin' for somethin' sweet, anyone got a peach?
(What about a Wumpa Fruit?) Give 'em all to me
Doctor Neo's evil plots will be obsolete when I crash this party (Wee!)
I'm leavin' every single incompetent boss defeated
Then I'll execute a dance move flawlessly
With Aku Aku, I'll sock and bop you
Gonna start by stompin' on Papu Papu
Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall (Woo)
Koala Kong, brah, I've come to rock you
Say hello to my lil' friend
Pity that Pinstripe isn't in trend (Aw)
Yo, Nitrus Brio, you'll meet your end
Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchman
Uh, hop on my hoverboard and fly
Hog, let me take you for a ride
Gone back and forth in time and it has warped my mind
I've gotten killed a lot, but I'm not short of lives (Uh)
I've had more adventures than Francis Drake
And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
'Cause I crash all night (Woo), crash all day (Ah)
Crash by job (Yep), crash by name
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