THE MEGALOVANIA APPEARS Man on the Internet

You aren't my usual kid, you know

Wanna have a bad time let's go

Before we start, i've got to let

You in on a little secret

You probably thought this joke was dead

I'm here to make it undead

That self-rhyme is the start of fear

For the rest, THE SKELETON APPEARS!

FLAMES OF DARKNESS AND RATTLING BONES!

SKULLMAGGEDDON IS IN YOUR HOME!

SKELETONS ARE THE AXIOM!

YOU WILL FALL TO THE CALCIUM!

YOUR LEG BONE CONNECTED TO YOUR KNEE BONE