Party Trick Odie Leigh

[Verse 1]
I got one shoe on my feet
I told my friends I'd go to the parade but waited far too long to leave
I met a boy last week
And then I told him that I liked him
He said that was pretty bold of me
Isn't it
Isn't it the way things always go for me?
Honesty gets misconstrued and met with some weird apathy

[Chorus]
And now I'm sitting on the couch with one foot stuck in my mouth
And the rest of me is stuck inside my head
And I'm just trying to figure out the real way things all went down
And not the way I wanted it instead

[Verse 2]
I can't comprehend
That when it happens in the movies
All thе actors get a second chance and
Thе audience all cheers
But in real life when you show your cards
What you thought was magic disappears now
Isn't it
Isn't it exactly what has happened here?
Transparency got confused
Viewed like some narcissistic party trick
But no one's even watching it