[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
LUKE SKYWALKER
VS
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Alexander Hamilton]
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sellout in a billion-dollar franchise?
Damn right, you're quite the high talker, Skywalker
But I'll beat you in the double, son, I am your founding father!
You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle
Scattered in your tattered robes while I'm ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for?
He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he's the shit and that he's hit with what he's dissed, sir
I know our families are both of our passions
But you just wanna' take your sister to the room where it happens!
[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker]
We both have big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels you got that Stormtrooper aim!
Hamill's hamming on Hamilton; you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me- Alexander Anakin
This battle, man, I'm owning it! The force, man, I'm honing it!
When I took my shot, I've got the Death Star exploding;
It's quite hopeless prick, your only motivation's to be famous? Shit
I'll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped!
RAP BATTLE!
LUKE SKYWALKER
VS
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Alexander Hamilton]
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sellout in a billion-dollar franchise?
Damn right, you're quite the high talker, Skywalker
But I'll beat you in the double, son, I am your founding father!
You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle
Scattered in your tattered robes while I'm ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for?
He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he's the shit and that he's hit with what he's dissed, sir
I know our families are both of our passions
But you just wanna' take your sister to the room where it happens!
[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker]
We both have big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels you got that Stormtrooper aim!
Hamill's hamming on Hamilton; you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me- Alexander Anakin
This battle, man, I'm owning it! The force, man, I'm honing it!
When I took my shot, I've got the Death Star exploding;
It's quite hopeless prick, your only motivation's to be famous? Shit
I'll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped!
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