Where’s Rebecca Bunch? Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Danny Jolles, David Hull, Donna Lynne Champlin, Erick Lopez, Gabrielle Ruiz, Pete Gardner, Rachel Bloom, Scott Michael Foster & Vella Lovell)

[VILLAGERS]
A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina!
(West Covina!)
A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her!
(No one's seen her!)

[HEATHER AND VALENCIA]
The town is all atwitter
'Cause the whole town is on Twitter
[WHITE JOSH AND HECTOR]
Posing a question that's never-ending
In the form of a hashtag that's been trending

[VILLAGERS]
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Is she out to brunch?
No, then where's Rebecca Bunch?
She's always been insecure
But now she's been rejected by Josh Chan
So where's Rebecca Bunch, but also
Where's a woman's pride without her man? (Man! Man! Man!)

[DARRYL]
There's gossip going on from Riverside to Encino
[PAULA]
Encino!
[NATHANIEL]
Of the Jewish chick who got dumped by the ripped Filipino
[GEORGE]
Filipino!