Tale As Old As Time Zoan

Something eternal
Something that fits
Within the mold of a circle
Repels Dante’s inferno
With something that of
A formula like red + blue = purple
I’m like Squirtle
But my trainer don’t want me to be a Blastoise
I know of my duty
I know the world desires beauty
So I make these songs for the sad girls and mad boys
I’m seasoned, I’m everything you wish I was
I do the drugs
I get pissed, angry, and I cuss
I laugh with Daffy, Taz, and Buggs
But most importantly I choose to love
I know Ariel just wanted legs
I know Mulan just wanted some head
And instead of being reluctant
And not delivering the goods
I chose to do something else instead

It’s a tale as old as time
It’s a tale that cures the lost mind
It’s a tale that’s gotta a happy ending
Woahwoahhh~