Dig Dirty Doggy Stray Cats

Got an educated dog, you see
He only reads books and watches TV
Howling at the moon, I can understand why
He howls at all the pretty girls passing by

Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, go bury your ol' steak bone

Well, he's half hot dog and half Great Dane
Call him a mutt and he'll bark insane
One big, one small, yet love they found
One used a ladder and the other laid down

Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, go bury your ol' steak bone

Only eats at the finest restaurants
Charges it to his expense account
Never takes home a doggy bag
Got a doggy dish with a gold nametag

Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, go bury your ol' steak bone