Straight White Male Tom MacDonald

[Verse 1]
Straight white male, hate myself
Mad that my skin's so pale
Got white privilege, so I cannot fail
The world told me I'm evil still
I break the law, but I escape the jail
My diet only mayonnaise and kale
I went to school, and I paid my taxes
I use good grammar, I'm bad as hell (Hell)
I'm not a Nazi
I like Black people, black Jesus, black Santa, black coffee
I'm not a racist
I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians
Black Power says I'm the problem (Yeah)
Girl Power says I'm the issue (Yeah)
Gay rights think I'm tryna stop 'em (Ooh)
All of y'all trippin', I'll get you some tissues
Y'all have been paintin' me villainous
I'm not the one settin' fire to your villages
I'm not the man that is rapin' and pillagin'
I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants
Maybe all whites look the same
And you think that I'm somebody else, so it's cool
Honestly, I think that everyone looks alike
If they aren't white, and I'm sorry, it's true