Gonna Be a Better Cowboy Saturday Night Live (Ft. Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman & Rob Morrow)

[COWBOY ROB]
Another year has come and gone
And still we ride the range
And as the new year faces us
A cowboy ponders change

I decided this year to quit smokin' for good

[COWBOY DANA]
I'm givin' up red meat and butter

[COWBOY PHIL]
I'm gonna alternate shots of tequila
With a big-ass tumbler of water

[COWBOY ROB]
Well, I won't take a whiz on the campfire this year

[COWBOY DANA]
And if I get married, I'll show up

[COWBOY PHIL]
And I'm gonna watch where I spit when I chew

[COWBOY ROB]
This may be the year that we grow up