Granola Head [live, Jam Room, 1994] The Queers

[Spoken]
I don't wanna be a granola head!

Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
Or smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And hanging out in Cardinal Square

I don't wanna be a granola head
Don't wanna be a granola head

Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think I'd rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones
Or hangin' out and gettin' drunk
With a buncha useless punks

I don't wanna be a granola head
Don't wanna be a granola head

Oh, can't you see?
It's not for me
Eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear