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Last night i saw a duck
Inside apond
It said: ''i couldn't be the one"
Tell him ''off''
So i called a friend
We drove a boat
And caught this fucking duck in the neck
And the duck quacked
And it quacked
So we gave that fucking thing a wack
In the head with an oar
It fucking stopped quacking
And then we had a pecking duck for dinner that night
It was fucking good
Just kidding, that never happened
It would be very funny if it did
Oh my God, that would be os funny
Funny story about killing and eating a duck
I'm sorry TikTok, don't ban me
Last night i saw a duck
Inside apond
It said: ''i couldn't be the one"
Tell him ''off''
So i called a friend
We drove a boat
And caught this fucking duck in the neck
And the duck quacked
And it quacked
So we gave that fucking thing a wack
In the head with an oar
It fucking stopped quacking
And then we had a pecking duck for dinner that night
It was fucking good
Just kidding, that never happened
It would be very funny if it did
Oh my God, that would be os funny
Funny story about killing and eating a duck
I'm sorry TikTok, don't ban me
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