[Intro]
[Doom Guy 1]
Forget my real name, just call me the Doom Guy!
I've been here 23 years, Chief you're the new guy!
How many times you ripped me off? I don't wanna sue ya!
You're just an expensive weapon but I don't feel bad for fuckin' your suit up!
I've conquered the armies of Hell 5 goddamn times in a row!
And the clip on my weapon is massive
Cause I don't have the time to reload!
So keep on walkin' tall, the bigger the tree the harder the fall!
How many weapons you carryin', John?
Because I'm packin' an arsenal!
[Chief 1]
How many weapons do I need? JUST ONE
I'm the weapon it don't matter the gun I'm carryin'!
You must have hit your head a million times on a tree!
Cause you have lost your friggin' mind if you think you're better than me!
UNSC, Master Chief, I'm worldwide!
When I'm runnin' and gunnin' my barrel is hummin'
And aliens die!
You're really disgustin' what's with rippin' off chins?
Haven't you heard about the danger of blood borne pathogens?
[Doom Guy 1]
Forget my real name, just call me the Doom Guy!
I've been here 23 years, Chief you're the new guy!
How many times you ripped me off? I don't wanna sue ya!
You're just an expensive weapon but I don't feel bad for fuckin' your suit up!
I've conquered the armies of Hell 5 goddamn times in a row!
And the clip on my weapon is massive
Cause I don't have the time to reload!
So keep on walkin' tall, the bigger the tree the harder the fall!
How many weapons you carryin', John?
Because I'm packin' an arsenal!
[Chief 1]
How many weapons do I need? JUST ONE
I'm the weapon it don't matter the gun I'm carryin'!
You must have hit your head a million times on a tree!
Cause you have lost your friggin' mind if you think you're better than me!
UNSC, Master Chief, I'm worldwide!
When I'm runnin' and gunnin' my barrel is hummin'
And aliens die!
You're really disgustin' what's with rippin' off chins?
Haven't you heard about the danger of blood borne pathogens?
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