Ain’t No Christian, But I Believe in Jesus TISM

[Intro]
Ain't no Christian, but I believe in Jesus
Ain't no Christian, but I believe in Jesus
Ain't no Christian, but I believe in Jesus
Ain't no Christian, but I believe in Jesus
No penis, no God
Let me tell ya

[Verse 1]
I certainly ain’t no Christian, but I believe in Jesus;
There’s something ‘bout religion that’s only for freaks
When he was goin’ to high school
Jesus hung with the smokers
Surely just as much as he hung around the geeks

[Verse 2]
The Lord is up in Heaven, and we are all sinners;
There’s the Holy Mother Mary – I mean, yeah, right
And I believe in Santa and the fuckin’ tooth fairy
And the boogie man’ll get ya
When you turn out the light

[Chorus]
Ain't no Christian, but I believe in Jesus
Ain't no Christian, but I believe in Jesus
Ain't no Christian, but I believe in Jesus
Ain't no Christian, but I believe in Jesus
No penis, no God