Eckermann Is Very Silly TISM

Well, Eckermann does, Eckermann doesn't
Eckermann switched on the current
Eckermann will, Eckermann won't
Eckermann dug the moat

Eckermann lives, Eckermann dies
Eckermann loves those apple pies
Eckermann lives and Eckermann dies
And Eckermann loves those apple pies

Eckermann is, Eckermann isn't
Eckermann is quite pleasant
Eckermann laughs, Eckermann cries
Eckermann has lots of ties

Eckermann lives, Eckermann dies
And Eckermann loves those apple pies
Eckermann lives and Eckermann dies
And Eckermann loves those apple pies

Well, Eckermann does, Eckermann doesn't
Eckermann switched on the current
Eckermann will and Eckermann won't
Eckermann dug out the moat