Changing My Major Original Broadway Cast of Fun Home (Ft. Emily Skeggs)

[MEDIUM ALISON]
What happened last night?
Are you really here?
Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan
Hi Joan!
Don’t wake up Joan!
Oh my God, last night
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, last night

I got so excited
I was too enthusiastic
Thank you for not laughing
Well, you laughed a little bit at one point when I was touching you and said I might lose consciousness
Which you said was adorable, and I just have to trust
That you don’t think I’m an idiot or some kind of an animal
I’ve never lost control due to overwhelming lust
But I must say that I’m changing my major to Joan
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan
With a minor in kissing Joan
Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs
A seminar on Joan’s ass in her Levi’s
And Joan’s crazy brown eyes

Joan, I feel like Hercules!
Oh God, that sounds ridiculous
Just keep on sleeping through this
And I’ll work on calming down
So by the time you’ve woken up
I’ll be cool. I’ll be collected
And I’ll have found some dignity, but who needs dignity?
'Cause this is so much better
I’m radiating happiness
Will you stay here with me for the rest of the semester?
We won’t need any food
We’ll live on sex alone
Sex with Joan!