Dear Old Syracuse Rodgers & Hart

[ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE]
This is a terrible city
The people are cattle and swine
There isn't a girl I'd call pretty
Nor a friend that I'd call mine
And the only decent place on earth
Is the town
That
Gave
Me
Birth!

[ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE]
You can keep your Athens
You can keep your Rome
I'm a hometown fellow
And I pine for home
I wanna go back
[DROMIO]
(Shhh)

[ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE]
Go back
[DROMIO]
(Shhh)