[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
SPIDER-MAN
VS
TARZAN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Tarzan]
Me next foe close? One attack from the front
Come out web Spider, Tarzan is Kraven a Hunt!
Great responsibilities, much to debate
But first, me protect Jane from another red-butted ape!
(Tarzan yell)
Swinging down to your level is a radioactive stunt
To defeat the next cheetah, jumping between red and blonde
‘Fore damage happens, better crawl back to your friendly neighborhood
The next headline you’ll get is: I don’t feel so good
Bringing heat to the jungle, I lead in fights and on the beat
But I can’t fix an ego that’s burning down his own family tree
A bi-polar kid’s a double kill if your symbiote drops in
Pool into the canceled Spideys when the movies start flopping
[Verse 2: Spider-Man]
I’m the champ over this chimp chump, with such feral ape-parel
Always spitting Looney gibberish, a Tarz-manian Devil!
Another beast without a beauty, this disgrace to homosapiens
Has only shown Africa how to shipwreck relationships
You try to move on, climbing up, explore the jungle’s sugars
But you can’t piss out filthy mental torture memories in bushes
Went from racist to tasteless but I’ll stick to the facts
Shall I call in Venom? I know you prefer to beat the blacks
RAP BATTLE!
SPIDER-MAN
VS
TARZAN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Tarzan]
Me next foe close? One attack from the front
Come out web Spider, Tarzan is Kraven a Hunt!
Great responsibilities, much to debate
But first, me protect Jane from another red-butted ape!
(Tarzan yell)
Swinging down to your level is a radioactive stunt
To defeat the next cheetah, jumping between red and blonde
‘Fore damage happens, better crawl back to your friendly neighborhood
The next headline you’ll get is: I don’t feel so good
Bringing heat to the jungle, I lead in fights and on the beat
But I can’t fix an ego that’s burning down his own family tree
A bi-polar kid’s a double kill if your symbiote drops in
Pool into the canceled Spideys when the movies start flopping
[Verse 2: Spider-Man]
I’m the champ over this chimp chump, with such feral ape-parel
Always spitting Looney gibberish, a Tarz-manian Devil!
Another beast without a beauty, this disgrace to homosapiens
Has only shown Africa how to shipwreck relationships
You try to move on, climbing up, explore the jungle’s sugars
But you can’t piss out filthy mental torture memories in bushes
Went from racist to tasteless but I’ll stick to the facts
Shall I call in Venom? I know you prefer to beat the blacks
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