If You Hadn’t but You Did Kristin Chenoweth

There he goes as usual, my man
Breaking my foolish heart
I really don't know what to do about him
I've told myself I've got to do without him

There he goes as usual, my man
Tearing my heart apart
He's made my life a mess
I've got to do this I guess

Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you
Goodbye Joe, I hope I don't miss you

If you had been on the square
And had treated me fair
And we?d not had a tiff
If you had not said
I should go and jump right off
The nearest cliff

If you had stayed off the make
And you never had taken
To coming home stiff
If I had not smelled perfume
With a nasty unfamiliar whiff