Sheriff of Huddersfield Iron Maiden

[Intro]
We’re on a mission from Rod!
*Burps*
("Don't think it's quite bloody funny at all!
Don't know why you're laughing about!")

[Verse 1]
Life in the city living in L.A
Is a long way from Huddersfield town
The back of the Rainbow's a long way from heaven
But that's where he get's his pork pie
Limos and ladies they're driving him cwazy
Wugby and cwicket's unknown
Baseball and football they're making him lazy
Your fan club says "Wodney come home"

[Chorus]
The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
Look down on Hollywood Hills
The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
You're our own Hot Rod on wheels
("No, I'm not!")

[Verse 2]
A good game of arrows a few dozen barrels
The Nautilus rusts in the yard (*Grunts*)
But for Yorkshire he's yearning but because he's earning
He'll always live in L.A (*Grunts*)
A custom made wallet that stays in his pocket
And never comes out to pay bills (*Grunts*)
He's winning at poker and playing the Joker
And he always cheats when he deals ("I don't! No!")