Dogs Sun Kil Moon

[Verse 1]
Katy Kerlan was my first kiss
I was only five years old, and she hit me with her purse
I had braces on my legs, and I almost fell down
And from that day moving forward, I've been petrified of blondes

[Verse 2]
Oh, Patricia, she was my first love
She sat eight rows behind me, and I couldn't breathe
I gave her Pink Floyd, Animals, when we were in sixth grade
And it was on her turntable when I met her on Sunday
Her mom was gone, we were listening to "Dogs"
She reached down my pants and discovered I was bald
And when I touched her down there, she was blossoming and soft
And the next day in school, she ignored me in the hall

[Verse 3]
Shelly and Amber gave me my first taste
I went down on them both at Amber's parents' place
We were drunk as skunks and high on Darvon
And they gave me a bath and I stumbled on home

[Verse 4]
Mary Anne was my first fuck
She slide down between my legs, and oh, my God, she could suck
I went with her friend first, but I couldn't get it in
And when she caught me with Mary Anne, her heart was broken
Mary Anne got cold and abruptly broke it off
For a guy with sweatpants and a pickup truck
I begged her not to dump me, and I pleaded, "No"
But her body language told me it was time for me to go
The guy with the truck picked me up and brought me home
I sat down at my piano, and my spirit was low
But I pulled myself together, and I played a few notes
Now, I was the one who got their heart broke