So Much Depends Wendy Cope

'And another thing: I gave in far too easily over William Carlos Williams.'

I can't remember what you said about him.
Was it thumbs down or the big hurrah?
When it comes to William Carlos Williams,
I've no idea what your opinions are.

I argued with you? That seems most unlikely.
I may have looked attentive for a while.
I've searched my head for William Carlos Williams
And there is very little in the file.

I'll fight with you about important issues
Like who should buy the bread or clean the sink
But when it comes to William Carlos Williams,
Dearest, I don't really mind what you think.

Yes, mutter darkly, 'Well, perhaps you ought to,'
And fire offensive weapons from those eyes,
When it comes to William Carlos Williams,
It won't do any good. I will not rise.