Friends Like You You Am I

With friends like you
I could throw away my tv
Cause I got it all in spades now
All triumph and tragedy

And when as a kid with a pocket knife
Like a stone from a distance thrown
It's a gamblers trick, it's a pain in the dick
Must have brought it on myself somehow
Hey!

With friends like you
With fiiends like you
It's a wonder why a guy gets bent

You gotta fine fine way
Of draggin' the Clouds underneath the dun
And those darkened sunsuit tea bag colonge
And sympathy toasts you all alone

You pick me up like a second hand coat
Spit and shine a Friday night
But the things you forget hang around like a bet

You're safe 'till they notice the price, price!