I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Verse 1]
I don't care about your karma
I don't care about what's hip
No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do
I won't swim in your Jacuzzi
You can't make me settle down
I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch
And scream until I'm blue

[Pre-Chorus]
I may as well be hyper as long as I'm still around
Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back
When I'm six feet underground

[Chorus]
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
When are you cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your heads?
I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead
I'll be mellow when I'm dead

[Verse 2]
I can't stand the smell of incense
I don't really like to jog
No Joni Mitchell 8-tracks in my car, ooh
I hate anything organic
Even health food makes me sick
You won't catch me sipping Perrier
Down in some sushi bar, I tell you