Song For When You Want To Say “I Love You” But You Can’t Rhett and Link

[Intro: Rhett and Link]
Hey, girl
You know we've been dating for a long time now
Going on five whole weeks
Now that's commitment, baby
So we prepared this very special song
For the very special ladies in our lives
Listen up

[Verse 1: Rhett and Link]
It was magic on our first date
At the food court in the mall (at the Sbarro)
You still won't let me meet your parents
But hey, that's your call (you're a strong, independent woman)
Remember our first kiss
Romantically lit
In the Wal-Mart parking lot? (always low prices)
And then what did we do?
We got matching tattoos
Of our high school mascot (the Charging Chipmunks)
Now I'm ready to say

[Hook: Link]
I lost my shoe in the park
It was a flip-flop, have you seen it?
I lotioned my skin with hotel shampoo
It was an accident