Country as Fuck Paul Cauthen

I'm a shade tree mechanic
Got a one-ton truck
I drink a 30-pack a day
Cause I'm country as fuck
Call me Lil Nas
Call Me Tim McGraw
Not a moment too soon
I had horses in the stall

I go to Piggly Wiggly
Call out on my CB
Steal a VCR n jimmy-rig it to my TV
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit
I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit

Only got one hat
If you touch it then you die
Unless you're blonde, you can dance
And cinch a hogtie
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son
If I don't catch a check I'm gonna sell my wife's gun

'Cause I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough
Make my own definition
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion
Call it Country
Country as Fuck